Oh, look out, Martha, Jimmy Kimmel’s crying again.
The effeminate late-night talk show host who, believe it or not, once hosted something called The Man Show, sobbed his way through another monologue Monday night. Kimmel, the Democrat Party’s biggest shill (more on that in a moment), dedicated his monologue to Alex Pretti, the nurse/agitator fatally shot by a Border Patrol agent in a gun incident over the weekend.
Jimmy regurgitated the Dems’ talking points, asserting that Pretti and fellow Marxist martyr Renee Good were “executed” by federal law enforcement officials. There’s no evidence to support that. None needed on a network that paid millions of dollars to settle an anti-defamation suit after falsely accusing President Trump of a crime he did not commit.
“And to the people of Minneapolis, to the Pretti family and the Good family and these people who were looking out for their neighbors” — Kimmel paused and wept like a menopausal woman watching the Hallmark Channel — “we want you to know that we are with you and you are not alone.” The useful idiots serving as his live studio audience vigorously applauded.
“And I’ll tell you another thing,” little Jimmy said as he sniffled, “we also want to see those Epstein files already.” He sounded like a boy who had gotten a swat for telling fibs and then threatened he’d run away from home. That’ll show ’em.
And then he machine-gunned through his latest litany of Trump derangement syndrome charges, accusing the administration of all manner of crimes, including “kill[ing] two U.S. citizens in cold blood.”
“And [Trump] still thinks he got cheated out of a Nobel Peace Prize. I mean, if that delusion doesn’t trigger the 25th Amendment, what possibly will?” said the same whimpering man who constantly covered for a president whose mental acuity was as sharp as a bowl of coleslaw.
None of it was funny. But Kimmel’s dwindling audience has grown accustomed to that. It was more leftist political theater, part of what attorney Daniel Suhr describes as a “propaganda machine for one party.”
“In 2025, not a single Republican politician appeared on late-night television, even as dozens of Democrats were showered with free airtime and softball interviews,” Suhr wrote in a piece this week on the FCC checking equal time abuses.
‘This Monster’
Kimmel’s latest crying jag is sad (the pathetic kind) for many reasons. The town crier has shed a lot of tears for radical activists fighting against federal law enforcement. But I can’t remember the last time Kimmel cried for the victims of the criminal illegal immigrants his team is straining so hard to protect.
Showbiz stooges for the Democrat Party like Kimmel and Stephen Colbert don’t seem to have much room in their bleeding liberal hearts for the families of murdered Americans who are truly crying out for someone to listen.
Hey, Jimmy. Here are some U.S. citizens executed in cold blood:
Laken Riley, who was just 22 years old when she was brutally murdered by an “undocumented migrant” from Venezuela who killed the nursing student while she was out for a morning run. Jose Ibarra struck Riley several times in the head with a rock, according to court documents. He was convicted in November 2024 on 10 charges, including murder, kidnapping with bodily injury, and aggravated assault with intent to rape.
The young woman’s family sobbed when hearing the guilty verdict. Riley’s mother and sister, CNN reported, described the heartbreak they have been sentenced to. “This monster took away our chances to see Laken graduate from nursing school. He took away our ability to meet our future son-in-law. He destroyed our chances of meeting our grandchildren. And he took my best friend,” Riley’s mother, Allyson Phillips, said in court.
Say her name, Jimmy.
How about some tears for Jocelyn Nungaray, Jimmy, you phony. According to court documents, the 12-year-old Houston girl was brutally murdered by two Venezuelan illegal aliens, suspected gang members, in 2024. Her lifeless body was tossed under a bridge like garbage. Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for the two men, who were caught near the U.S. border and released by the Biden administration a few months before Jocelyn’s death.
Let’s see Jimmy dedicate a monologue to Maria Magdalena Ayala Guardado, beaten, stabbed, and strangled to death by Mario Miguel Banegas Deras. The 43-year-old illegal immigrant pleaded guilty in April to one count of second-degree murder while armed.
“This illegal lowlife killed the mother of his children in the most heinous way, after abusing her throughout their relationship,” said U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro in a press release. “Domestic violence is something that we will not tolerate from anyone, particularly those who are not legal citizens of this country who break the law.”
Kimmel and his late-night comedy crew don’t have much to say about these and so many other victims of violent crime at the hands of illegal aliens — some of them apprehended multiple times by the same Department of Homeland Security officers that Kimmel has vilified. These victims don’t fit the political narrative, so the crying clown pretends they never existed.
Now that’s sad.
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